Sure, a relationship with a murderer/whine-aholic/evil Josh Groban-look-alike would have its problems, but what relationship doesn't?
Let's take a stroll down romance lane and imagine just what your life could be like if Kylo Ren pulled out all the stops to invite you to prom.
The Seller represents and warrants that the copy of the said lease attached hereto as Appendix _____ is a true and complete copy of the said lease.
The last track would be a voice memo reminding Kylo not to kill his father.
REN - 01 Vacant Possession - Total Property on Completion The Buyer hereby authorizes and directs the Seller, when this Agreement becomes unconditional, to give to the tenant(s) the requisite notices under the Tenant Protection Act, requiring vacant possession of the property for use by the Buyer or his immediate family, effective as of the ____________ day of _______________, 20___.
If your prom date was Kylo Ren, he would ask you to fill out a survey on how you think the relationship is going throughout the night. If your prom date was Kylo Ren, he would make you a mix CD with 29 tracks on it.
The only options would be "good," "great," and "Poe Dameron-level fireworks." If your prom date was Kylo Ren, you would ask why he hid his face with a mask if he didn't have a specific health reason for doing so, like Darth Vader. 28 of the tracks would be Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift .
REN - 04 Assumption of Existing Tenancies (Multiple) Buyer agrees to assume the existing tenancies, as set out in the attached Schedule "_____", which the Seller warrants are the only tenancies affecting the property.
NOTE: Schedule should itemize categories such as: Apartment #, Tenant Name, Tenancy, Expiry Date, Rent Due Date, Prepaid Rent, and Tenancy Particulars (Items included in Rent).Luckily, it would have been altered to prevent such damage after a previous incident.If your prom date was Kylo Ren, Supreme Leader Snoke would invite you both to a pre-prom tea.If your prom date was Kylo Ren, instead of saying "Bless you" when you sneezed, he would calmly whisper, "May death take you, weakling." He would tell you it was a traditional Knights of Ren response.If your prom date was Kylo Ren, instead of a corsage, he would give you a planet that he had recently overrun for military purposes.[on deciding whether or not to do The Bourne Legacy (2012)] It was a game-changer in anonymity, and I like my private life and my family.