" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it! A: Lipstick Q: What should you give a man who has everything? Kissing your girlfriend on the cheek(good) kissing girlfriend in the mouth (awesome) Kissing girlfriend in front of her ex (boss). Your girlfriend is like a meatlocker every guy wants to store his meat in her Every girl is a ninja... Boyfriend: awww spell it out to make it more romantic. Girlfriend: "Go to hell." Boyfriend: "I'm sorry, I can't go to hell. I was caught selling ice." Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure! Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs." On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. Q: What is the difference between a Girlfriend and a washing machine? Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend with PMS and a Pit Bull? If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Fri(end) everything has an end except fam(ily) It's bro's before hoes, not bro's over your girlfriend. Girlfriend: Oh well just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be one. " Girlfriend: "No." Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking." Girlfriend: Ily. Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?
I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!
Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?