Now someone turn up the phonograph, I’m feeble.” Hugh Hefner can’t seem to get enough of us kids and our newfangled Twitter-ma-tron and spent yesterday sending emoticons to his second girlfriend Shera Bechard (above) because apparently powdering him has become a two bimbo job again. ” is probably something that was said: I like how the Shannon twins moved back in, yet Hugh remembered not to make them girlfriends again which is amazing considering he still thinks Eisenhower is the president. The reason Hugh Hefner kicked his former twin lovers Karissa and Kristina Shannon out of the Playboy Mansion was their frolics with younger men, The Sun reported Wednesday.
At age 86, Hugh Hefner married 26-year-old model Crystal Harris, who is still his current wife.
Other notable Hugh Hefner partners include Holly Madison, Shannon Tweed, and Bridget Marquardt.
As of now, Heff himself has not been in the middle of a celebrity sex tape scandal, but who knows what the wily old man will get up to next?
Here are all the playmates Hefner's been official with (who knows how many are "unofficial").
Check out this list of Hugh Hefner girlfriends and Hugh Hefner's wife (or Hugh Hefner wives).
, Holly Madison is reportedly suing Blackcore Edge, a male enhancement company, for saying that she once gave an interview to Dr.
Not that it's unexpected, but some of the gorgeous women on Hugh's arm have been caught on celebrity sex tapes with other high-profile men.
Kendra Wilkinson, for example, is high on the list of celeb sex tapes and is no stranger to the attention.
The headline on the cover read "Introducing America's Princess, Mrs. It was later covered on newsstand issues with a sticker that read "Runaway Bride".
The two later reconciled, and on December 31, 2012, Harris and Hefner married at the Playboy Mansion in a small private ceremony; he was 86 and she was 26.
SLIDESHOW: Karissa and Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon said: "After a couple of weeks, Hef was getting a little bit upset about the boyfriends, so he wanted us to move out.